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Lets make some fun with the cool and funny quotes ..!!

The difference between

stupidity and genius

 is that

genius has its limits.


Funny Quotes

Sometimes I wish I was a Bird 

So I could fly over Certain people 

and

shit on their heads.


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The only reason

I’m fat is because 

a tiny body

could not store all this personality


Funny Quotes

If something bad happens You drink in an attempt to forget;

If something good happens You drink in order to celebrate;

And if nothing happens You drink to make something happen;


Marriage is like a Public toilet,

Those waiting outside are desperate to get in

&

Those inside are desperate to come out.


Dear Heart, Please stop Getting involved

in every thing .

Your job is to pump blood that’s it.


Funny Quotes

Life is short.

Smile while

You still

have teeth.


Everybody

wants to go

to heaven,

but nobody wants

to die.


Laughing

is the best medicine.

But

if you’re laughing

for no reason

you may

need medicine.


Tom

Hey

I’ll be back in 5 minutes

but

if I’m not

just read this message again


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Sudipta Kr Maiti-An Engineer- a father-a common man-with -common-life experience- the mind behind Tune Up Success. Want to inspire you with simplicity and openness and promise to enhance your efficiency and capabilities towards success. Welcome, Happy Tuning..!!
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