Here is some selected cool funny quotes for you and I believe you must like the collection .
If God made everything, then God must be Chinese?
– Anonymous
May your coffee be strong and your Monday be short.
– Anonymous
When you wake up at 6 in the morning, you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it’s already 6:45. When you’re at work and it’s 2:30, you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it’s 2:31.
– Anonymous
Alcohol, what’s that? It’s not in my vodkabulary, but let me check in whiskypedia.
– Anonymous
If people are talking behind your back, be happy that you are the one in front.
– Anonymous
In the morning you beg to sleep more, in the afternoon you are dying to sleep, and at night you refuse to sleep.
– Anonymous
All my life I thought air was free, until I bought a bag of chips.
– Anonymous
Girls are like phones. We love to be held and talked to, but if you press the wrong button you’ll be disconnected!
– Anonymous
Some people are like clouds. When they go away, it’s a brighter day.
– Anonymous
America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight.
– Unknown
If you do a job too well, you’ll get stuck with it.
– Unknown
We live in the era of smart phones and stupid people.
– Unknown
If your life is all about screwing things and getting hammered, then congratulations, you’re a tool.
– Unknown
My life is all math. I am trying to add to my income, subtract from my weight, divide my time, and avoid multiplying.
– Unknown
Of course I’m not perfect; there’s a crack in my ass!
– Unknown
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant.
– Unknown
I stay up late every night and realize it’s a bad idea every morning.
– Unknown
Wouldn’t it be nice if the world was flat? That way we could just push off the people we don’t like.
– Unknown
The two best times to keep your mouth shut are when you’re swimming and when you’re angry.
– Unknown
Etc. – End of Thinking Capacity.
– Unknown
Source : Google
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